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I'm Not Hiding – I'm Avoiding People | Lane Seven Premium Bigfoot Hoodie

$49.99 $39.99

Bigfoot isn't missing. He's enjoying the peace and quiet. 🌲

Turns out the world's most elusive cryptid isn't hiding—he just prefers not to be found!

Featuring a solitary Sasquatch wandering through a colorful retro sunset, mountain scenery, and pine forests, “I'm Not Hiding – I'm Avoiding People” celebrates solitude, personal space, and the great outdoors with a little cryptid humor.

Printed on a Lane Seven Premium Pullover Hoodie, this relaxed unisex hoodie features soft 6.5 oz fleece for comfortable everyday layering, whether you're exploring the woods or enjoying a quiet night away from humanity.

Made & Ships from the U.S.

🌙 Stay Curious. Keep Exploring...

Select color: Black

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More details

  • 80% cotton, 20% recycled polyester
  • Heather Gray is 70% cotton, 30% recycled polyester
  • Charcoal and Oatmeal Heather are 60% cotton, 40% recycled polyester
  • Midweight fabric (8.25 oz)
  • 100% cotton face
  • Regular fit
  • 3-panel hood, fleece-lined for extra comfort
  • Side-seamed construction
  • Double-needle topstitch on all seams
  • Kangaroo pocket, ribbed cuffs and waistband
  • Dyed-to-match drawcords with tipped ends and metal eyelets
  • Tear-away tag
  • Under 5% shrinkage

Quality Guarantee & Returns

  • Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
  • Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.

I'm Not Hiding – I'm Avoiding People | Lane Seven Premium Bigfoot Hoodie Size Guide

Size guide preview
Size label Length Width
S
27
20
M
28
22
L
29
24
XL
30
26
2XL
31
28
3XL
32
30

Measurements are provided by suppliers. 

This hoodie runs small. For the perfect fit, we recommend ordering one size larger than your usual size.

Pro tip! Measure one of your products at home and compare with the measurements you see in this guide.


A Length

Place the end of a measuring tape beside the collar at the top of the garment (high point shoulder). Pull the tape to the bottom of the item.

B Width

Place the end of a measuring tape at one side of the chest area and pull the tape across to the other side of the product.